I can’t stop making these.
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
I try not to follow politics, but I learned yesterday that Mr. Burns is currently a US Senator.
- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
this is some airbending shit right here
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
# still the best moment in a tv show ever
me whenever someone expresses interest in watching star trek: