swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

#omg

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

#omg
reasonsmysoniscrying:

I try not to follow politics, but I learned yesterday that Mr. Burns is currently a US Senator.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I try not to follow politics, but I learned yesterday that Mr. Burns is currently a US Senator.

poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait
beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

#how

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

spicyshimmy:

me whenever someone expresses interest in watching star trek:

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